You no doubt missed me achingly over the past couple of months. I experienced a harrowing ordeal, escaping only by means my sharp wit and your suspension of belief. I am happy to be back behind the wheel of this blog and will now read you a statement from my legal team:
"The views expressed in the past few blog posts do not express the views or opinions of Scuba Owl, Scuba Corp. or any Scuba Owlfiliates. Our blog was victimized by a malicious hack two months ago and we are proactively doing everything we can to retroactively protect your privacy, which has most likely gone the way of a helium-inflated balloon released into the air by a two year old child. Please accept our deepest apologies."
So anywhooo, here's what happened.
- Scuba Owl
