Dear Barnacles,
Approximately once in a lifetime someone comes into your life that makes you weak in the knees, not unlike nausea or rheumatoid arthritis. They make you forget all of your cares and concerns, not unlike alzheimer's or a skiing accident that leaves you with short term memory loss. They make you feel like you're walking on air, not unlike Reebok Pumps™.
For me, dear friends, this person is Shelly. Stay tuned*.
- Scuba Owl
* Translation: The strip was supposed to go up today, but it was deemed to be lacking a certain, what the French call 'Who the heck knows.' Look for it by week's end.
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